Weekender… Top 5 Quick Games
We’ve all been there… you’ve got a couple of minutes to spare before you have to head out, meet up with someone or escape some predatory animals. What do you do? You certainly don’t have time to carry on your glorious Jumpers for Goalposts career, so it’s time to look for something a bit quicker.
Not to worry – if it’s quick y’need, we’ve got just the thing. Well, five of them in fact…
Pass and Move Football Training
You are the ball, and it’s up to you to make the team look good. Bounce your way up through the players to get as far up the pitch as possible, while the kicking speed gets faster and faster. Avoid the cones and the officials, and get as far as you can – only those with amazing reflexes should last more than a minute or two…
Released after Gordon Brown said the bankers should be punished, we came up with a quick, simple solution: Spank the Banker. Simply drag the comedy mallet as quickly down as possible to send the overspending banker flying and teach him a lesson he’ll never forget (well, not until the economy settles down again anyway).
Run, stamp and slide is all that’s to this game based on Adebayor’s misdeeds against Arsenal last season. 3 rounds of that will only take you a minute or two. Don’t blame me if you get compulsively addicted to trying to beat your score though – that’s the peril of a quick, addictive game like this for you.
With a theoretical finishing time of under 10 seconds possible, 1100 Metre Hurdles is the definition of a super-fast game. Again, it’s very moreish indeed though, so don’t be surprised if a bad case of one-more-go-itis sets in, as you try to break the 10 second time…
And finally, this week’s competition winner. It’s ragdoll darts, where you have to swing the player’s arm, releasing at the right time to send your dart hurtling towards the board. There are 7 levels, with increasingly hard to beat targets, and to make matters worse, your darts player seems to have a drinking problem – the better you do, the more blurred your vision becomes…
There y’go – you can probably get a game of all five of those in in less than 5 minutes… which means you could be submitting 720 scores in a day! Get going!
Or alternatively, y’know, just relax and enjoy your Saturday.
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